By The Chief A man was pulled over just outside of Phoenix for driving under the influence of alcohol and you would not believe the excuse he used. Actually, you probably will believe it because it was the title of this article. He claimed that he was actually well known baseball star; Tony La …
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By The Chief Ah soccer, the most popular sport in the world. You can go to just about any first world country on Earth and you’ll find a local soccer league or just a few teams that play in the park. Sometimes called football, or I guess most of the time called football, the …
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By The Chief You know Tiger Woods, Phil Mickelson and Justin Thomas. Players that have been touted as the greatest golfers in the world. The PGA has always done a good job of keeping their website up to date on the current world number 1 golfer, a spot that has been taken by thousands of …
By The Chief There isn’t much else to it. The picture took a long time to make. He cheated. You get it. If having to go to the Tigers isn’t the universe punishing him I don’t know what is.
By The Chief As many of you may know, this past Sunday the 25th of October, the Washington Football Team and Dallas Cowboys faced off in their first of two matchups of the year. The two teams are of course members of the NFC East division which has come out to a pretty rough start …
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By Bill de Blasio Dear America, Hi, it’s me, Bill de Blasio. I’m 59 years old, love John Grisham novels, and I’m the current mayor of New York City. As you can most likely tell from that picture above this letter, I am very angry. That’s my angry face. You may be asking, Bill, …
By The Chief So, it looks like you’ve found yourself face to face with the Falcons of Atlanta. Before we get into anything, I need to clear up a few things. First off, they are indeed a football team. I know any reasonable human wouldn’t consider a team not referred to as “The Football …
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By The Chief How did we ever think this guy was just a regular person? In a not unanticipated move, the Jets have dropped the would be star running back Le’Veon Bell. I say ‘would be’ because if he was on any other team he would be a star running back. Any other team. …
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By The Chief In 1848, 100 people including 68 women signed the declaration of sentiments. In 1920, after almost 150 years of United States independence, women were given the right to vote. In 1972, Richard Nixon signed into law Title IX, stating that women shall not be discriminated upon on the basis of sex. …
By The Chief With COVID-19 reeking havoc all over the world, professional sports leagues are working overtime trying to keep their pockets lined with the money that would usually come in in a regular season. To do that, teams need to play games, which can’t happen if their players come down with the coronavirus. …
