AJ Hinch Has Been Sent Back To Level 1
By The Chief There isn’t much else to it. The picture took a long time to make. He cheated. You get it. If having to go to the Tigers isn’t the universe punishing him I don’t know what is.
Month: October 2020
Witch Who Hexed The Cowboys Gives Heartwarming Public Apology
By The Chief As many of you may know, this past Sunday the 25th of October, the Washington Football Team and Dallas Cowboys faced off in their first of two matchups of the year. The two teams are of course members of the NFC East division which has come out to a pretty rough start …
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A Letter From The Mayor Of New York
By Bill de Blasio Dear America, Hi, it’s me, Bill de Blasio. I’m 59 years old, love John Grisham novels, and I’m the current mayor of New York City. As you can most likely tell from that picture above this letter, I am very angry. That’s my angry face. You may be asking, Bill, …
A Foolproof Guide To Beating The Atlanta Falcons At Football
By The Chief So, it looks like you’ve found yourself face to face with the Falcons of Atlanta. Before we get into anything, I need to clear up a few things. First off, they are indeed a football team. I know any reasonable human wouldn’t consider a team not referred to as “The Football …
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Okay We Get It, Adam Gase Sold His Soul To The Devil Or Maybe Woody Johnson
By The Chief How did we ever think this guy was just a regular person? In a not unanticipated move, the Jets have dropped the would be star running back Le’Veon Bell. I say ‘would be’ because if he was on any other team he would be a star running back. Any other team. …
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NBA 2K To Add Women To My Player Feature
By The Chief In 1848, 100 people including 68 women signed the declaration of sentiments. In 1920, after almost 150 years of United States independence, women were given the right to vote. In 1972, Richard Nixon signed into law Title IX, stating that women shall not be discriminated upon on the basis of sex. …
Jets Can’t Even Catch Coronavirus
By The Chief With COVID-19 reeking havoc all over the world, professional sports leagues are working overtime trying to keep their pockets lined with the money that would usually come in in a regular season. To do that, teams need to play games, which can’t happen if their players come down with the coronavirus. …
Astros, Desperate For A New Source Of Cheating, Listen In As Radio Broadcasters Guess The Next Pitch
By The Chief The Astros were just about as lost as that plane that crashed on the island with the others and that weird smoke monster. They didn’t know what to do when the league took away their ability to cheat. “Why can’t you be Roger Goodell? He let’s Patriots cheat whenever they want!”. …