By The Chief In 1848, 100 people including 68 women signed the declaration of sentiments. In 1920, after almost 150 years of United States independence, women were given the right to vote. In 1972, Richard Nixon signed into law Title IX, stating that women shall not be discriminated upon on the basis of sex. …
By Uncle Geoffrey Jokic (left) with Murray (right) upon seeing the opposing team practice before game 1 Game 1 of the WCF went down on Friday night in the Orlando bubble, and it went exactly how everyone expected. It seems that when I say everyone, I actually mean everyone. The two nuggets stars shown …
Photo Captured Of Nikola Jokic And Jamal Murray In Preparation For The WCF Read More »
By Uncle Geoffrey & The Chief The ever popular ESPN panelist has come out with yet another take of the century. This marks his 13th take of the century within the last 20 years. Everyone is always talking up LeBron and comparing him to the greatest players in the history of the NBA. Yes, he’s …
Skip Says LeBron Can’t Be The Best Because He’s Never Beaten MJ Read More »
By The Chief In light of recent events in Wisconsin, all NBA games in Orlando have been postponed tonight due to a protest from the players. The players are striking because of a recent case of police brutality in Wisconsin, less than an hour from the Bucks’ home in Milwaukee. After they decided to …
By Uncle Geoffrey As we all know, when a basketball player gets too good, someone will naturally try and steel their basketball talent. First a team of aliens stole the talent of 5 high ranking members of the NBA in the 90’s, then a high school kid did the same to Kevin Durant. It …
Wisconsin Teen Steals Giannis’ Talent But Gets Worse At Basketball Read More »
By Uncle Geoffrey As games are beginning to get underway in the bubble, the Phoenix Suns star was overheard siniging about how he wishes he was a Knick to the tune of Judy Garland’s “Somewhere Over The Rainbow” Here’s what our source was able to hear. “Somewhere over the rainbow under the suns …
Devin Booker Overheard Singing About Dreams Of Playing At MSG Read More »
By Bob Bove Photo Courtesy of Barstool Sports Houston Rockets star James Harden has alerted team officials he will be leaving the Disney bubble to attend to a ‘personal emergency’ regarding something to do with a strip club. A variety of other players, including former teammate Lou Williams, have left the bubble to attend …
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By Bob Bove LaVar Ball has decided to enter the draft in hopes of becoming the next great Ball in the NBA. The NBA has used Spalding as the official basketball for quite some time, but their contract is expiring after this season. There have been rumors that Wilson is set to take …
LaVar Ball Wants To Be The Official Ball Of The NBA Read More »
By The Chief In a recent fad, people have discovered the world has more cakes than we previously thought. Personally, I just thought that cakes were cakes. But it turns out that any food can be one. I’ve seen cookies that were cakes, taco cakes, bananas and even eggs. I thought that was the extent …
By Uncle Geoffrey Jared Dudley tweeted that Kyrie has been calling players around the league to tell them that basketball is a ‘waste of time,’ and they should sit out. We managed to get a man into the zoom call to hear a piece of Kyrie’s rally cry. “It ain’t even worth playing without …
