
By Uncle Geoffrey
As games are beginning to get underway in the bubble, the Phoenix Suns star was overheard siniging about how he wishes he was a Knick to the tune of Judy Garland’s “Somewhere Over The Rainbow” Here’s what our source was able to hear.
“Somewhere over the rainbow under the suns rays
There’s an arena I know of
That gives tons of of vacation days
Sometimes I wish upon s star
And wake up where the season’s far
Behind me
Where I don’t have to go to work
Instead just sit at home and j….”
And that’s all we hard. Sorry Knicks fans, it’s not because he wants to play in New York or change the culture. Its because he knows the Knicks will never make the playoffs. Booker has been talking about how badly he misses being in LA playing video games and hanging out with his supermodel girlfriend Kendall Jenner. Personally, I don’t blame him. I’d rather be anywhere else than in a hotel forced to listen to Dame Lil trying out his new bars 12/7 and spending the rest trying to get Kawhi to hang out.