By The Chief Decades after Dick Dastardly spent every Saturday morning cheating and tricking his way to second place, he’s finally returned and immediately went right back to where he left off. Dastardly was seen this week in his patented flying machine over the Talladega superspeedway. It appears that he was trying to distract …
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By The Chief Over forty years after George Lucas premiered the first of what feels like eight Star Wars movies, Bill Belichick is finally taking what he deserves. That was just an exaggeration. I know that there aren’t that many movies. What I do know however, is the striking resemblance that the main antagonist bears …
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By The Chief Artist’s interpretation The Chargers recently told Colin Kaepernick that he will be given a workout at their practice facility. It’s been almost 4 years since he has played in a professional football game. That being said, the 33 year old has kept in shape throughout his banishment from the league, and …
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By Uncle Geoffrey Jared Dudley tweeted that Kyrie has been calling players around the league to tell them that basketball is a ‘waste of time,’ and they should sit out. We managed to get a man into the zoom call to hear a piece of Kyrie’s rally cry. “It ain’t even worth playing without …
By The Chief Mike Trout and his wife Jessica recently announced that they are expecting their first child, immediately drawing interest from the Yankees. Lately the franchise has been known for gathering some of the best young talent in the league, whether it be through the draft or international signings. But apparently that wasn’t enough …
By Uncle Geoffrey 2020. A time where your local basketball court is closed down, Hulu still has commercials and your favorite athlete is so insecure that he has to make a separate social media account just to defend himself. Unless you are roommates with Patrick Star, you have probably heard of the burner …
By The Chief Six months after the champion southpaw took down Donald Cerrone by technical knockout, he is once again in the spotlight following his latest in a long line of retirement announcements. “No I’m not actually retiring. I’m just addicted to the spotlight,” McGregor told our reporters in some sort of foreign accent. …
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By The Chief The NFL has taken a lot of heat in the last few years. Will Smith made a movie outing the inherent danger of CTE; a disease common in head trauma patients, new leagues like the XFL are sprouting up, the best players are being blackballed by the owners, etc. Players are …
By the Chief We all know the story of the first robot to put on an MLB jersey. Around 20 years ago a sports trainer teamed up with a scientist in LA to try and create a machine that would push his clients harder and improve on their baseball skills. He never expected the machine …
By Bob Bove When the Woj Bomb dropped in early March that Rudy Gobert had the coronavirus and as a result the NBA season would be put on hold almost everyone considered that a loss. While the Knicks were already eliminated from the playoffs the fans dreams of a stretch run where all their former …
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