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The Redskins Will Gradually Transition To A New Team Name

By The Chief The Washington franchise has been under scrutiny as long as I can remember. People have called the logo racist and demanded it be changed for years, and in light of certain events they have decided to finally change it. “Honestly, I didn’t understand the problem until very recently,” said owner Dan Snyder. …

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In Accordance With Social Distancing, NFL Games Will Be Decided By Psychic

By The Chief NFL scientists have been racking their brains trying to figure out a way to play football while still social distancing. It is a contact sport where half of the players on the field start every play within 5 inches of each other’s faces. There were a few different thoughts as to how …

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JJ Watt Traded To Katz Deli For A Pastrami On Rye And 5th Round Pick

By The Chief   In a not that stunning move, Bill O’Brien has decided to further hinder his team’s ability to play football. It was first announced yesterday around lunchtime that O’Brien made the deal. Katz made a sandwich that would usually cost around $25 and sent it down to Houston in a USPS overnight …

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Roger Goodell Reportedly Has A “Patriots Cheated” Button That Is Very Fun To Press

By The Chief   “Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!” We got about 45 minutes of that before the interview actually started. “Okay, okay. So here’s what happened. I was sitting in my living room yesterday when I saw a headline that said the word ‘Patriots’ in it. I just naturally assumed it was about some cheating thing so I …

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Roger Goodell Hosts Large Shindig To Celebrate Ben Roethlisberger’s Recovery.

By Uncle Geoffrey     As soon as the news broke that Roethlisberger has bravely beaten his alcohol and pornography addictions, Goodell knew that something had to be done in his honor. “Considering it is the off-season and nothing else is going on in the world, this is the perfect idea.” Goodell stated. He added, …

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