By Bob Bove Photo Courtesy of Barstool Sports Houston Rockets star James Harden has alerted team officials he will be leaving the Disney bubble to attend to a ‘personal emergency’ regarding something to do with a strip club. A variety of other players, including former teammate Lou Williams, have left the bubble to attend …
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By The Chief As Madison wrote in the constitution, the sitting president is the commander in chief of the US armed forces, chief legislator of the country and pitching coach for the Washington Nationals. President Trump once again took his spot as Nationals pitching coach this opening day. After spending almost 4 years calling …
By The Chief Only moments after throwing out the first pitch at Nationals Park Thursday, Dr. Fauci received a call from the Giants front office.“I hate to talk this way about my own team,” the giants GM told us. “But have you seen our roster? Our ace is like 60 years old and hasn’t …
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By The Chief In response to some criticism about current trash can drumming going on in Minute Maid Park, the Astros have finally decided to make a change. The ‘Stros would often attempt to entertain their more wealthy fans by playing trash can drums in the tunnel below some 100 level sections of …
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By Bob Bove LaVar Ball has decided to enter the draft in hopes of becoming the next great Ball in the NBA. The NBA has used Spalding as the official basketball for quite some time, but their contract is expiring after this season. There have been rumors that Wilson is set to take …
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By Uncle Geoffrey As athletes all across the sporting world have begun opting out of their contracts and sitting out the resumed season, leaked text messages have gotten out from the Toronto Maple Leafs team group chat. Auston Matthews questioned, “What is the point of suiting up to play at most 5 games😓?” It is …
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By The Chief Orlando’s Disney World has officially opened back up. And in the very likely chance that it sparks a new outbreak and close before next year, the Super Bowl MVP will need somewhere else to go to celebrate his/her (It’s 2020, anything is possible) victory. We need a place that’s free of any …
By The Chief In a recent fad, people have discovered the world has more cakes than we previously thought. Personally, I just thought that cakes were cakes. But it turns out that any food can be one. I’ve seen cookies that were cakes, taco cakes, bananas and even eggs. I thought that was the extent …
By The Chief Last night, the UFC spent thousands of dollars hiring judges to tell us what we already knew. The guy in the worst shape lost the fight. The judging system has been around ever since man began fighting for sport. But the world is evolving. Baseball has officially begun using instant replay, …
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By Bob Bove With the Washington Redskins future very much uncertain, a new force has risen to cause problems on the gridiron. In a surprising act of unity, the Karens of the world have banded together to create a team that will be more hated than the Dallas Cowboys. Armed with nothing but their own misery …
