By The Chief While pitchers like Shane Bieber and Trevor Bauer have started the season off insanely hot, none have come close to the remarkable stats of undrafted right hander; Covid-19. Before the season I could have told you the Jake DeGrom would be riding high, or even young Max Fried, but I don’t …
Breaking: Coronavirus Has A No-Hitter In The 6th Read More »
By Uncle Geoffrey As we all know, when a basketball player gets too good, someone will naturally try and steel their basketball talent. First a team of aliens stole the talent of 5 high ranking members of the NBA in the 90’s, then a high school kid did the same to Kevin Durant. It …
Wisconsin Teen Steals Giannis’ Talent But Gets Worse At Basketball Read More »
By The Chief Everyone has been hit in one way or another by this wave of Covid-19. This includes sporting giant; ESPN. In a recent press release they made an unprecedented move and marked fantasy insider Matthew Berry an “underessential” employee. Here’s what a few members of the ESPN team had to say about …
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By Uncle Geoffrey Just months after the General Manager made a big splash by trading for former Hart Trophy winner Taylor Hall; Chayka left the entire city of Phoenix in shock after his sudden resignation. Chayka explained that he was at home watching the highly touted film, Blades of Glory, when Chazz Michael Michaels …
Arizona Coyotes GM John Chayka Resigns To Pursue His True Passion Of Figure Skating Read More »
By Uncle Geoffrey As games are beginning to get underway in the bubble, the Phoenix Suns star was overheard siniging about how he wishes he was a Knick to the tune of Judy Garland’s “Somewhere Over The Rainbow” Here’s what our source was able to hear. “Somewhere over the rainbow under the suns …
Devin Booker Overheard Singing About Dreams Of Playing At MSG Read More »
By The Chief In case you haven’t heard, on the 28th of July in his first appearance against the Astros, Dodgers reliever Joe Kelly threw two fastballs behind the heads of Astros stars Alex Bregman and Carlos Correa. On Wednesday it was announced that he was to be suspended 8 games, which in a …
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By The Chief Chestnut after eating an undisclosed amount of Dodger Dogs The Dodgers will be sticking to social distancing guidelines this season for the most part, with one major caveat. Apparently, before the season started, the Dodgers hot dog supplier was going through some tough times and offered the team a deal they …
Joey Chestnut Will Be Allowed To Attend One Dodger Game A Week Read More »
By Bob Bove Major League Baseball’s inept commissioner Rob Manfred only learned about the coronavirus as recently as July 27th. He was quoted as saying, “I’m not much of a baseball fan myself, I didn’t even notice the season had been postponed.” Yes, you read that correctly, the commissioner did not know that the …
Covid-19 Breakout Potentially Worse For Baseball Than Rob Manfred Read More »
By The Chief “What??? They all got sick??” Derek Jeter said to our reporters. “Oh nooooo. That means we’ll have to cancel the season. Gee whiz, what a bummer.” As you can see, Derek was clearly devastated about the news he just got. Q: What do you have to say about the allegations …
Derek Jeter Seen Coughing On Stuff In Marlin’s Locker Room Read More »
