By The Chief We finally have some good news to share in these unpredictable times. I know we’ve been shoving bad news down your throats for months and framing it as positive, but this is for real this time. Since this pandemic started, the smartest scientists around the world have been researching and trying …
By The Chief Two time Cy Young award winner Jacob deGrom is once again playing up to his pedigree. The former rookie of the year has been the Mets’ ace ever since his first year in the league and has never taken a step in the wrong direction. With a lifetime era of 2.61, …
By The Chief In light of recent events in Wisconsin, all NBA games in Orlando have been postponed tonight due to a protest from the players. The players are striking because of a recent case of police brutality in Wisconsin, less than an hour from the Bucks’ home in Milwaukee. After they decided to …
By The Chief First off I want to state the basis for my case. I will stick to the Miami police department as a reference to the police and Antonio Brown for the NFL. Antonio Brown is regarded as one of the greatest wide receivers currently able to play the game, even though he …
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By The Chief It’s been 36 years since Oceanic flight 815 dropped the squad on an island thought to be deserted, and they have been stuck there ever since. Of course, they’ve been learning new things about the island as the years have passed. It is special. When they first arrived, they got …
The Islanders Get One Step Closer To Escaping The Island Read More »
By The Chief While Yankee’s star outfielder Aaron Judge has been sidelined with a calf strain, the team has fallen on hard times, losing 7 out of 8 to Tampa. In those games, the normally high powered offense has been kept to under 6 runs in every loss. And in a season with only …
Yankees Install Throwing Machine In Right Field To Play Catch With Aaron Judge Read More »
By The Chief Dan Snyder has been taking lot of heat lately, mostly just for existing. His poor leadership of the Washington Football Team has provoked minority owners to demand he sell the team as soon as possible. In a recent meeting of the ownership, the minority owners demanded two things of the universally disliked …
Washington Football Team Will Release One Letter Of New Name For Every Win Read More »
By The Chief We all miss live sports. We miss the thrill of seeing our favorite team play from 200 feet further than the professional high definition cameras can capture, the 400 pound man behind you spitting peanuts onto your hair and of course paying $10 for a beer you could have gotten for …
Man Forces Wife To Charge Him $10 For A Beer While Watching The Sox Read More »
By The Chief George Kittle just signed the biggest TE deal in NFL history, getting a whopping $75 million over 5 years. The hard hitting TE has earned his keep, fighting his way to millionaire status, literally. Kittle is on the record saying that he prefers the violent aspect of the game over receiving. …
Kittle Deal Specifies All Money To Come From “Nerd’s Lunch Money” Read More »
By The Chief Just after his first and only start of the season, Justin Verlander announced that he was dealing with an injury that could keep him out for a minimum of 2 weeks. Verlander ended the game with 7 strikeouts, a low total for someone at his caliber. He pitched 6 innings on …
Verlander Injury Caused By Running Back And Forth For Every Strikeout Read More »
