By The Chief In a recent tweet from NFL insider Adam Schefter, I learned how to spell his name correctly. He also alerted us that chargers starting QB Tyrod Taylor was injured during a medical procedure meant to relieve pain in his cracked ribs. The good doctor instead used the needle to puncture one …
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By Uncle Geoffrey Jokic (left) with Murray (right) upon seeing the opposing team practice before game 1 Game 1 of the WCF went down on Friday night in the Orlando bubble, and it went exactly how everyone expected. It seems that when I say everyone, I actually mean everyone. The two nuggets stars shown …
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By Uncle Geoffrey & The Chief The ever popular ESPN panelist has come out with yet another take of the century. This marks his 13th take of the century within the last 20 years. Everyone is always talking up LeBron and comparing him to the greatest players in the history of the NBA. Yes, he’s …
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By The Chief March 3, 2019: Dearest diary, Upon review of attempts to reconcile with my employer, it has become clear that our relationship shall not continue. Our noble cause of athletic prowess can no longer outweigh the clear separation of our opposing sensibilities. Nonetheless, my life exists in service of a greater purpose. …
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By The Chief If you were watching redzone on Sunday, you most likely saw the end of the Lions Bears game. The two rivals took to Ford field on Sunday afternoon and the Lions quickly got out to a lead, and built it up until the beginning of the 4th when the score was …
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By The Chief Football in a time of covid. It would make a great title of a sports themed soap opera, but in real life all it does is make the NFL season very scary. So many people are worried that the season will come to an abrupt and random stop, especially the players …
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By The Chief The number one tennis player in the world and the obvious favorite to win the US Open has been disqualified from the tournament. Novak Djokovic was losing his first set to Pablo Carreno Busta when out of frustration he launched off to his side, allowing it to strike an unsuspecting …
By The Chief It’s been a few years since the first player decided to take a knee for the national anthem. On September 1, 2016, Colin Kaepernick and his 49er’s teammate Erik Reid went out for the anthem and immediately went down to one knee. That minor act seemed strange to fans of …
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By The Chief Zdeno Chára has been in the NHL for a long time now, but after last night’s beatdown from down under the Mason-Dixon line, his 24th season in the league came to an end. And to the delight of everyone in the national hockey league, it also brought his extended career to …
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