By The Chief It’s been a few years since the first player decided to take a knee for the national anthem. On September 1, 2016, Colin Kaepernick and his 49er’s teammate Erik Reid went out for the anthem and immediately went down to one knee. That minor act seemed strange to fans of …
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By The Chief We finally have some good news to share in these unpredictable times. I know we’ve been shoving bad news down your throats for months and framing it as positive, but this is for real this time. Since this pandemic started, the smartest scientists around the world have been researching and trying …
By The Chief First off I want to state the basis for my case. I will stick to the Miami police department as a reference to the police and Antonio Brown for the NFL. Antonio Brown is regarded as one of the greatest wide receivers currently able to play the game, even though he …
The Incredibly Valid Reasons Why The NFL Requires More Education Than Police Departments Read More »
By The Chief Dan Snyder has been taking lot of heat lately, mostly just for existing. His poor leadership of the Washington Football Team has provoked minority owners to demand he sell the team as soon as possible. In a recent meeting of the ownership, the minority owners demanded two things of the universally disliked …
Washington Football Team Will Release One Letter Of New Name For Every Win Read More »
By The Chief George Kittle just signed the biggest TE deal in NFL history, getting a whopping $75 million over 5 years. The hard hitting TE has earned his keep, fighting his way to millionaire status, literally. Kittle is on the record saying that he prefers the violent aspect of the game over receiving. …
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By The Chief Everyone has been hit in one way or another by this wave of Covid-19. This includes sporting giant; ESPN. In a recent press release they made an unprecedented move and marked fantasy insider Matthew Berry an “underessential” employee. Here’s what a few members of the ESPN team had to say about …
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By The Chief Orlando’s Disney World has officially opened back up. And in the very likely chance that it sparks a new outbreak and close before next year, the Super Bowl MVP will need somewhere else to go to celebrate his/her (It’s 2020, anything is possible) victory. We need a place that’s free of any …
By Bob Bove With the Washington Redskins future very much uncertain, a new force has risen to cause problems on the gridiron. In a surprising act of unity, the Karens of the world have banded together to create a team that will be more hated than the Dallas Cowboys. Armed with nothing but their own misery …
By The Chief and The Sciolist ‘Squirt squirt”- Patrick Mahomes Just a little while ago, the Chiefs signed their star QB to a life altering 10 year deal. Mahomes is now slotted to be a Chief until he turns 34. You may be thinking why such an incredible young talent would take a deal …
Exposé: Andy Reid’s Food Budget Was Cut, But He Found A Loophole Read More »
By The Chief The Washington franchise has been under scrutiny as long as I can remember. People have called the logo racist and demanded it be changed for years, and in light of certain events they have decided to finally change it. “Honestly, I didn’t understand the problem until very recently,” said owner Dan Snyder. …
The Redskins Will Gradually Transition To A New Team Name Read More »
