By The Chief The Cincinnati Bearcats have certainly had a crazy year in 2020. It all started with a crazy, unpredictable pandemic that halted their basketball season and threatened to shut down their high potential football season. The NCAA got together and decided that they would be playing but with one caveat. If a player …
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By The Chief ‘Twas the week before Christmas, and all through the league, not a teammate had seen him. Not even Gerald Green All through the month, he’d been planning to flee, to explore other options, like Brooklyn or Philly Well, that’s what he said, but wouldn’t ya know James spent his off time up …
By The Chief On November 18, 1985, Joe Theismann’s life changed forever when Lawrence Taylor came in through the blind side and ended his football career on the spot. Taylor at the time, was considered to be the best defensive linemen in the game. He sacked the hall of famer at RFK stadium in Washington …
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By The Chief The Chiefs and Broncos were playing Sunday night at Arrowhead stadium when something more or less bizarre happened. In the first half of the game, the play that would have been the first TD for the Chiefs consisted of a long pass from gunslinger Patrick Mahomes to speedster Tyreek Hill. The two …
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By The Chief Five of the last nine years, the Houston Texans have out-mediocred the rest of the AFC South and taken down their division mates on the path to a second round playoff loss. As you can probably guess, this gets pretty tiring after a few times. Fuller has been on the Texans …
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By The Chief If you are a human living in the United States or possibly Canada, then you have most definitely heard about the first ever female kicker to compete in a power 5 matchup in college football. Sarah Fuller suited up this weekend for the Vanderbilt Commodores, where she would become the first …
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By The Chief I know, I know. Normally, if a quarterback decides to do a good deed for his community it tends to be based on touchdown passes or maybe wins. A player would always prefer to win, but that’s not Russell Wilson’s style. Russel is the type of guy who will go all …
By The Chief As many of you may know, this past Sunday the 25th of October, the Washington Football Team and Dallas Cowboys faced off in their first of two matchups of the year. The two teams are of course members of the NFC East division which has come out to a pretty rough start …
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By Bill de Blasio Dear America, Hi, it’s me, Bill de Blasio. I’m 59 years old, love John Grisham novels, and I’m the current mayor of New York City. As you can most likely tell from that picture above this letter, I am very angry. That’s my angry face. You may be asking, Bill, …
By The Chief So, it looks like you’ve found yourself face to face with the Falcons of Atlanta. Before we get into anything, I need to clear up a few things. First off, they are indeed a football team. I know any reasonable human wouldn’t consider a team not referred to as “The Football …
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