By The Chief Chestnut after eating an undisclosed amount of Dodger Dogs The Dodgers will be sticking to social distancing guidelines this season for the most part, with one major caveat. Apparently, before the season started, the Dodgers hot dog supplier was going through some tough times and offered the team a deal they …
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By Bob Bove Major League Baseball’s inept commissioner Rob Manfred only learned about the coronavirus as recently as July 27th. He was quoted as saying, “I’m not much of a baseball fan myself, I didn’t even notice the season had been postponed.” Yes, you read that correctly, the commissioner did not know that the …
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By The Chief “What??? They all got sick??” Derek Jeter said to our reporters. “Oh nooooo. That means we’ll have to cancel the season. Gee whiz, what a bummer.” As you can see, Derek was clearly devastated about the news he just got. Q: What do you have to say about the allegations …
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By The Chief As Madison wrote in the constitution, the sitting president is the commander in chief of the US armed forces, chief legislator of the country and pitching coach for the Washington Nationals. President Trump once again took his spot as Nationals pitching coach this opening day. After spending almost 4 years calling …
By The Chief Only moments after throwing out the first pitch at Nationals Park Thursday, Dr. Fauci received a call from the Giants front office.“I hate to talk this way about my own team,” the giants GM told us. “But have you seen our roster? Our ace is like 60 years old and hasn’t …
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By The Chief In response to some criticism about current trash can drumming going on in Minute Maid Park, the Astros have finally decided to make a change. The ‘Stros would often attempt to entertain their more wealthy fans by playing trash can drums in the tunnel below some 100 level sections of …
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By The Chief In the weeks since the MLB announced the 60 game season, quite a few players have been deciding whether or not they want to risk playing the season. So far notable opt-out’s include Dodgers pitcher; David Price, Braves Felix Hernandez and Nick Markakis, and it looks like soon the …
By The Chief Long ago, before the MLB even existed, the Great Lakes region housed several tribes of men. The two most powerful of these tribes were the Miami of Chicago and the Iroquois of Cleveland. The two tribes led the region in both earned run average and homeruns, but they had never …
By The Chief Mike Trout and his wife Jessica recently announced that they are expecting their first child, immediately drawing interest from the Yankees. Lately the franchise has been known for gathering some of the best young talent in the league, whether it be through the draft or international signings. But apparently that wasn’t enough …
By the Chief We all know the story of the first robot to put on an MLB jersey. Around 20 years ago a sports trainer teamed up with a scientist in LA to try and create a machine that would push his clients harder and improve on their baseball skills. He never expected the machine …
