By The Chief In another overbearing, dictator-esque move from the throne of the Major League, Emperor Manfred has given the eight time all star and at least two time cheater an extreme punishment. Along with the expected season long suspension, Cano was given a punishment fit for the world’s worst criminal. He was forced …
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By The Chief A man was pulled over just outside of Phoenix for driving under the influence of alcohol and you would not believe the excuse he used. Actually, you probably will believe it because it was the title of this article. He claimed that he was actually well known baseball star; Tony La …
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By The Chief There isn’t much else to it. The picture took a long time to make. He cheated. You get it. If having to go to the Tigers isn’t the universe punishing him I don’t know what is.
By The Chief The Astros were just about as lost as that plane that crashed on the island with the others and that weird smoke monster. They didn’t know what to do when the league took away their ability to cheat. “Why can’t you be Roger Goodell? He let’s Patriots cheat whenever they want!”. …
By The Chief Two time Cy Young award winner Jacob deGrom is once again playing up to his pedigree. The former rookie of the year has been the Mets’ ace ever since his first year in the league and has never taken a step in the wrong direction. With a lifetime era of 2.61, …
By The Chief While Yankee’s star outfielder Aaron Judge has been sidelined with a calf strain, the team has fallen on hard times, losing 7 out of 8 to Tampa. In those games, the normally high powered offense has been kept to under 6 runs in every loss. And in a season with only …
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By The Chief We all miss live sports. We miss the thrill of seeing our favorite team play from 200 feet further than the professional high definition cameras can capture, the 400 pound man behind you spitting peanuts onto your hair and of course paying $10 for a beer you could have gotten for …
Man Forces Wife To Charge Him $10 For A Beer While Watching The Sox Read More »
By The Chief Just after his first and only start of the season, Justin Verlander announced that he was dealing with an injury that could keep him out for a minimum of 2 weeks. Verlander ended the game with 7 strikeouts, a low total for someone at his caliber. He pitched 6 innings on …
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By The Chief While pitchers like Shane Bieber and Trevor Bauer have started the season off insanely hot, none have come close to the remarkable stats of undrafted right hander; Covid-19. Before the season I could have told you the Jake DeGrom would be riding high, or even young Max Fried, but I don’t …
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By The Chief In case you haven’t heard, on the 28th of July in his first appearance against the Astros, Dodgers reliever Joe Kelly threw two fastballs behind the heads of Astros stars Alex Bregman and Carlos Correa. On Wednesday it was announced that he was to be suspended 8 games, which in a …
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