By Uncle Geoffrey As games are beginning to get underway in the bubble, the Phoenix Suns star was overheard siniging about how he wishes he was a Knick to the tune of Judy Garland’s “Somewhere Over The Rainbow” Here’s what our source was able to hear. “Somewhere over the rainbow under the suns …
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By The Chief In case you haven’t heard, on the 28th of July in his first appearance against the Astros, Dodgers reliever Joe Kelly threw two fastballs behind the heads of Astros stars Alex Bregman and Carlos Correa. On Wednesday it was announced that he was to be suspended 8 games, which in a …
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By The Chief Chestnut after eating an undisclosed amount of Dodger Dogs The Dodgers will be sticking to social distancing guidelines this season for the most part, with one major caveat. Apparently, before the season started, the Dodgers hot dog supplier was going through some tough times and offered the team a deal they …
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By Bob Bove Major League Baseball’s inept commissioner Rob Manfred only learned about the coronavirus as recently as July 27th. He was quoted as saying, “I’m not much of a baseball fan myself, I didn’t even notice the season had been postponed.” Yes, you read that correctly, the commissioner did not know that the …
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By The Chief “What??? They all got sick??” Derek Jeter said to our reporters. “Oh nooooo. That means we’ll have to cancel the season. Gee whiz, what a bummer.” As you can see, Derek was clearly devastated about the news he just got. Q: What do you have to say about the allegations …
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By Bob Bove Photo Courtesy of Barstool Sports Houston Rockets star James Harden has alerted team officials he will be leaving the Disney bubble to attend to a ‘personal emergency’ regarding something to do with a strip club. A variety of other players, including former teammate Lou Williams, have left the bubble to attend …
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By The Chief As Madison wrote in the constitution, the sitting president is the commander in chief of the US armed forces, chief legislator of the country and pitching coach for the Washington Nationals. President Trump once again took his spot as Nationals pitching coach this opening day. After spending almost 4 years calling …
By The Chief Only moments after throwing out the first pitch at Nationals Park Thursday, Dr. Fauci received a call from the Giants front office.“I hate to talk this way about my own team,” the giants GM told us. “But have you seen our roster? Our ace is like 60 years old and hasn’t …
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By The Chief In response to some criticism about current trash can drumming going on in Minute Maid Park, the Astros have finally decided to make a change. The ‘Stros would often attempt to entertain their more wealthy fans by playing trash can drums in the tunnel below some 100 level sections of …
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By Bob Bove LaVar Ball has decided to enter the draft in hopes of becoming the next great Ball in the NBA. The NBA has used Spalding as the official basketball for quite some time, but their contract is expiring after this season. There have been rumors that Wilson is set to take …
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