By The Chief The Astros were just about as lost as that plane that crashed on the island with the others and that weird smoke monster. They didn’t know what to do when the league took away their ability to cheat. “Why can’t you be Roger Goodell? He let’s Patriots cheat whenever they want!”. …
By The Chief Football is back! And us at Peeled Sports are planning on keeping you in the loop on all news coming out of the league. Today we will be putting out a ranking of the best football teams in the league. We think it’s pretty on point but let us know if you …
By The Chief I was gonna say something mean about the Falcons after their second straight blown, double digit, fourth quarter lead, but then I just felt bad. Instead I’m just gonna try and be as nice to them as possible cuz they deserve it. Dan Quinn’s a nice guy. He’s got a pretty …
By The Chief Tampa Bay Captain Steven Stamkos just recently came back from a supposed injured leg. I’m not buying it. Stamkos obviously has a long history of injury, but not that long. He’s hurt his leg before, but not since 2013. Now he all of the sudden reinjures that same leg. Nope, didn’t …
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By The Chief The former Oakland football team is now officially the Las Vegas Raiders. In recent years, the raiders haven’t had any luck winning football games, but that was the Oakland Raiders. 2020 has brought us the undefeated Vegas squad that has flabbergasted us to no end. Usually, at this point in the …
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By The Chief In a recent tweet from NFL insider Adam Schefter, I learned how to spell his name correctly. He also alerted us that chargers starting QB Tyrod Taylor was injured during a medical procedure meant to relieve pain in his cracked ribs. The good doctor instead used the needle to puncture one …
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By Uncle Geoffrey Jokic (left) with Murray (right) upon seeing the opposing team practice before game 1 Game 1 of the WCF went down on Friday night in the Orlando bubble, and it went exactly how everyone expected. It seems that when I say everyone, I actually mean everyone. The two nuggets stars shown …
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By Uncle Geoffrey & The Chief The ever popular ESPN panelist has come out with yet another take of the century. This marks his 13th take of the century within the last 20 years. Everyone is always talking up LeBron and comparing him to the greatest players in the history of the NBA. Yes, he’s …
Skip Says LeBron Can’t Be The Best Because He’s Never Beaten MJ Read More »
By The Chief March 3, 2019: Dearest diary, Upon review of attempts to reconcile with my employer, it has become clear that our relationship shall not continue. Our noble cause of athletic prowess can no longer outweigh the clear separation of our opposing sensibilities. Nonetheless, my life exists in service of a greater purpose. …
A Passage From The Diary Of Odell Cornelius Beckham Jr. Read More »
By The Chief If you were watching redzone on Sunday, you most likely saw the end of the Lions Bears game. The two rivals took to Ford field on Sunday afternoon and the Lions quickly got out to a lead, and built it up until the beginning of the 4th when the score was …
Adrian Peterson Admits To Buttering Matthew Stafford’s Ball Read More »
