By Uncle Geoffrey 2020. A time where your local basketball court is closed down, Hulu still has commercials and your favorite athlete is so insecure that he has to make a separate social media account just to defend himself. Unless you are roommates with Patrick Star, you have probably heard of the burner …
By The Chief Six months after the champion southpaw took down Donald Cerrone by technical knockout, he is once again in the spotlight following his latest in a long line of retirement announcements. “No I’m not actually retiring. I’m just addicted to the spotlight,” McGregor told our reporters in some sort of foreign accent. …
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By The Chief The NFL has taken a lot of heat in the last few years. Will Smith made a movie outing the inherent danger of CTE; a disease common in head trauma patients, new leagues like the XFL are sprouting up, the best players are being blackballed by the owners, etc. Players are …
By the Chief We all know the story of the first robot to put on an MLB jersey. Around 20 years ago a sports trainer teamed up with a scientist in LA to try and create a machine that would push his clients harder and improve on their baseball skills. He never expected the machine …
By Bob Bove When the Woj Bomb dropped in early March that Rudy Gobert had the coronavirus and as a result the NBA season would be put on hold almost everyone considered that a loss. While the Knicks were already eliminated from the playoffs the fans dreams of a stretch run where all their former …
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From the dawn of time, natural events have been dumbfounding the human race. Scientists are still kicking themselves trying to understand everything about gravity. It’s hard to understand how such a weak force has such a strong power over us, allowing the sun to wrap us around it like a ball on a string. Nicholas …
By The Chief Tommy after that one good shot In a shocking turn of events, the man most considered to be the greatest quarterback of all time took a loss Sunday afternoon. But this time it wasn’t on the field. It was on the golf course. Brady and Phil Mickelson just narrowly took the …
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By The Chief The year is 1989. The Bad Boy Detroit Pistons have soared past Larry’s Celtics and are now riding high on top of the Eastern Conference. This last season, the Pistons played the Lakers in the finals. Magic led his team through a grueling seven game series to take away Detroit’s …
By The Chief Working from home I haven’t really been keeping up with what day it is. I think today is Friday, but there is no possible way to be sure. What I do know though, is that a few days ago some super smart science person discovered the existence of a parallel universe, …
