By The Chief
“What??? They all got sick??” Derek Jeter said to our reporters. “Oh nooooo. That means we’ll have to cancel the season. Gee whiz, what a bummer.”
As you can see, Derek was clearly devastated about the news he just got.
Q: What do you have to say about the allegations that you coughed all over the team’s equipment?
A: Who’s saying that?
Q: We ask the questions here buddy boy.
A: Okay, I say why would I purposefully get my team sick?
Q: You don’t understand interviews very well do you Mr. Jeter?
A: YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
Derek was clearly very loopy with coronavirus to answer any of our questions seriously. But, it’s pretty easy to tell that he did it. It’s been fun while it lasted.