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Astros Will Hire Professional Trash Can Drummers

By The Chief

 

 

In response to some criticism about current trash can drumming going on in Minute Maid Park, the Astros have finally decided to make a change. The ‘Stros would often attempt to entertain their more wealthy fans by playing trash can drums in the tunnel below some 100 level sections of the stadium.

I appreciate what they were trying to do, but that music just wasn’t the best,” an Astros fan by the name of Keith Rodgers told us. “ I, like everyone, understand that it’s supposed to sound a bit ameteur, but not like that. They’d only play a few notes before the pitch came. I’m very excited for the Jammitors to take over.”

The Jammitors are a popular trash can drumming group from Epcot. They will be flown up to Houston next week and will begin performing after two weeks.

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