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The Falcons Are Officially “Too Sad To Mock”

By The Chief

 

I was gonna say something mean about the Falcons after their second straight blown, double digit, fourth quarter lead, but then I just felt bad. Instead I’m just gonna try and be as nice to them as possible cuz they deserve it.

Dan Quinn’s a nice guy. He’s got a pretty cool goatee, so he’s got that going for him. And that shirt fits him really well. He get’s payed a lot too, can’t forget about that.

Uhhhh, Matt Ryan can throw footballs really far, and his receivers are pretty solid at catching those balls that he throws far. Plus, he has one of the best nicknames in the league; Matty Ice. If my name was Matt I’d want that nickname too. Oh and it’s pretty tough to go from Boston College to the NFL and be as good as he’s been. He’s also won an MVP, so yeah. You’re doing a super job Falcons. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.