By The Chief
The former Oakland football team is now officially the Las Vegas Raiders. In recent years, the raiders haven’t had any luck winning football games, but that was the Oakland Raiders. 2020 has brought us the undefeated Vegas squad that has flabbergasted us to no end.
Usually, at this point in the season, Raiders fans are filled with an overwhelming amount of hate and anger because of their slow start. That is however not what is happening here. The team they love so much is 2-0 to start the season, and they don’t know what to do.
“Yeah, I’m pretty lost right now. Usually at this point I’ve lost my voice eight times, punched a few holes in walls and burned like 8 Pat Mahomes jerseys. But we’re good. I don’t know man. I yelled at a tree on Monday for like an hour. It didn’t even do anything. It was just being a tree.”
Clearly these Raiders fans are going to be a problem this season. For the good of America, the Raiders will need to lose.