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Florida Man Is Heartbroken About Recent Events

By The Chief

 

In light of recent events in Wisconsin, all NBA games in Orlando have been postponed tonight due to a protest from the players. The players are striking because of a recent case of police brutality in Wisconsin, less than an hour from the Bucks’ home in Milwaukee. After they decided to skip Wednesday’s games, every other team followed suit. We caught up with a man outside of the Amway Center in Orlando to gauge his reaction.

“I just can’t believe this is happening,” the man said through a catch in his throat and tears in his eyes. “I work hard all day at my house, and expect to see Some Magic basketball But as soon as I got downtown I found out the game’s cancelled. I drove all the way down here from Orwin Manor for cryin out loud! At least when I found out the Milwaukee Butts forfeited I thought the Magic would get a free win, but then they just went and forfeited too. I love the guys, but there numskulls (He wasn’t writing anything but I gotta assume he misspelled there). This is the worst day of my life. I’m going home and drinking beers till I gotta get up for work in the morning.”

So as you can see, the men of Florida have taken this one pretty hard. I hope that guy feels better soon.

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