By Uncle Geoffrey
As we all know, when a basketball player gets too good, someone will naturally try and steel their basketball talent. First a team of aliens stole the talent of 5 high ranking members of the NBA in the 90’s, then a high school kid did the same to Kevin Durant. It is now rumored that there is a plan out there to highjack the talent of 4 time MVP LeBron James. We’ve recently discovered another case of this long line of talent theft. A high school basketball player has switched his talents with a reigning MVP. This time, it is MVP and Defensive Player of the Year candidate Giannis Antetokounmpo.
At halftime of the Bucks game, Giannis and this unnamed teen were seen touching a basketball at the same time, the ball glowed and streams of energy were seen swapping from one body to the other. We believe that is when their talents switched. Unfortunately for the high school player, he is still 5’7 and white so none of Giannis’ moves seem to work for him. Since the switch, his jumpsuit game has never been worse. The Senior has recently been kicked off the JV team and is now the laughing stock of the entire school.
The former, however, has somehow kicked it into a new gear. The Greek Righty has kicked up his averages to 46 and 12 on an outstanding 42 percent from three.