By The Chief
Dan Snyder has been taking lot of heat lately, mostly just for existing. His poor leadership of the Washington Football Team has provoked minority owners to demand he sell the team as soon as possible. In a recent meeting of the ownership, the minority owners demanded two things of the universally disliked CEO.
First off, Snyder is not allowed to rename the team “The Washington Pretzels” to try and promote Snyder’s pretzels; a pretzel company that he has nothing to do with short of his last name. Their second demand was that Snyder try and entice the team to win more games by only releasing one letter after each Football Team win.
“It was the best I could get with these guys. They hate me,” Snyder told our reporters. “It was either that or I change it to the Washington ‘Poorly Run Franchise’, and that one just hurts my feelings. This is my fun little way of getting the fans interested again. Hopefully after week 1 we’ll have a new letter in our name and you guys can try and guess the rest.”
You can say what you want about Dan Snyder, and he deserves all of it.