By The Chief
George Kittle just signed the biggest TE deal in NFL history, getting a whopping $75 million over 5 years. The hard hitting TE has earned his keep, fighting his way to millionaire status, literally. Kittle is on the record saying that he prefers the violent aspect of the game over receiving.
This probably explains the strangest part of Kittle’s contract. It clearly says that all of the $75 million must come from a nerd’s lunch money. We are not sure whether the nerds will be willing or not, or what kind of nerds they are. Maybe they’re just the kind of nerds that sign checks to NFL players, or maybe the team is supplying physics majors every week, and Kittle will be pulling their underwear over their heads and taking their wallets.
No matter how the money is getting to him, you can bet that George Kittle is very happy with his new found wealth.