By Uncle Geoffrey
In an exclusive interview, we hooked Cowherd up to a lie detector test and asked him to give us his darkest secrets. Here’s what he gave us:
“Yeah, this job is super easy. Basically, I just learn some athlete’s name, make a completely random take and everyone just believes that I know what I’m talking about. It’s pretty funny actually. I have no idea who Jarod Goffs even is but when I say he’s better than that Myhomies fella the views start rolling in. I have never turned on the ole sports box a day in my life, but look at me. I’m just saying words and all of a sudden I have 20 million dollars, a huge house and a hot daughter. Life is pretty good if you ask me.”