By The Chief
“Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!” We got about 45 minutes of that before the interview actually started.
“Okay, okay. So here’s what happened. I was sitting in my living room yesterday when I saw a headline that said the word ‘Patriots’ in it. I just naturally assumed it was about some cheating thing so I got up, ran to the button and I pushed it. How can I explain it? Take the most fun time of your life, multiply it by 1000 and that’s how much fun I have every time I get to press that button.”
It turned out that the report he saw explained the fact that Cam Newton signed with the Pats and the button probably shouldn’t have been pushed.
“Yeah, it’s okay. They’ve probably done something wrong lately. I’ll look at my file…. Here it is. They videotaped the… No that can’t be right. Eh, they cheated. We all know it.”
I don’t know if Belichick actually cheated, but I do know one thing for sure. That button looks super fun and I really want to push it. The Patriots have been fined 1 million dollars and docked a 3rd round draft pick.