By Uncle Geoffrey
Jared Dudley tweeted that Kyrie has been calling players around the league to tell them that basketball is a ‘waste of time,’ and they should sit out. We managed to get a man into the zoom call to hear a piece of Kyrie’s rally cry.
“It ain’t even worth playing without KD- I mean… THE EARTH IS FLAT!!!! AND AS VP OF THE PLAYERS ASSOCIATION I DECLARE WE ARE NOT PLAYING TIL’ THESE ‘SCIENTISTS’ ADMIT IT!!!!”
Lebron James followed up with, “Bro I think you left your brain in Durham. I’ll see y’all in Orlando.”