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Kyrie Irving announces he will be sitting out the playoffs to protest the Earth being round. 

By Uncle Geoffrey

 

Jared Dudley tweeted that Kyrie has been calling players around the league to tell them that basketball is a ‘waste of time,’ and they should sit out. We managed to get a man into the zoom call to hear a piece of Kyrie’s rally cry.

“It ain’t even worth playing without KD- I mean…   THE EARTH IS FLAT!!!! AND AS VP OF THE PLAYERS ASSOCIATION I DECLARE WE ARE NOT PLAYING TIL’ THESE ‘SCIENTISTS’ ADMIT IT!!!!”

Lebron James followed up with, “Bro I think you left your brain in Durham. I’ll see y’all in Orlando.”

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