By Uncle Geoffrey
2020. A time where your local basketball court is closed down, Hulu still has commercials and your favorite athlete is so insecure that he has to make a separate social media account just to defend himself.
Unless you are roommates with Patrick Star, you have probably heard of the burner account phenomenon. A strange but somewhat normalized world that has already exposed Kevin Durant, Jerry Colangelo, and Antonio Brown Many more lie in the shadows waiting to be discovered.
The most recent case is one that none of us could have seen coming. Could it be that Lonzo is tired of the pressure he faces from the media? Or maybe from his Combative Big Baller Dad. Maybe the poor guy is just going crazy during this whole corona debacle.
Lonzo does have a point though. If averaging 12 and 7 on a career high 56 percent from the free throw line isn’t enough, what does he have to do to end the MVP chants?
Pray for Lonzo Ball and let’s hope his career doesn’t turn into another Nick Anderson situation.
Lonzo more like Lamezo lol