By The Chief
Decades after Dick Dastardly spent every Saturday morning cheating and tricking his way to second place, he’s finally returned and immediately went right back to where he left off. Dastardly was seen this week in his patented flying machine over the Talladega superspeedway. It appears that he was trying to distract the drivers down below so that he could take first place for himself. Sadly for ole’ Dick, before any of the racers could see the sign, Mugsy accidentally kicked the steering wheel causing a corkscrew that wrapped the flying machine up in the banner and blocked Dastardly’s plane of sight. Luckily they crashed into nearby Choccolocco Creek. Dastardly was heard saying, “Curses. Foiled again.” as his head raised from under the water. Mugsy followed out a quiet cackle. I have to assume this isn’t the last we’ll see of the professional trickster.