Peeled Sports

Conor McGregor Checks into Rehab for Attention Addiction

By The Chief

                           “My name is Conor McGregor, and I’m addicted to attention.”

 

Six months after the champion southpaw took down Donald Cerrone by technical knockout, he is once again in the spotlight following his latest in a long line of retirement announcements.

“No I’m not actually retiring. I’m just addicted to the spotlight,” McGregor told our reporters in some sort of foreign accent. “I can see the problem now and I will be checking myself into attention rehab immediately.”

It was discovered however that McGregor was only checking into attention rehab as an attempt to get more attention and has been checked into attention rehab rehab.

We look forward to seeing Conor in the octagon this fall.

(Image courtesy of essentially sports)

1 thought on “Conor McGregor Checks into Rehab for Attention Addiction”

Leave a Comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *