By The Chief
It finally happened. A local dad who has been blessed with an abundance of spare time as he nears retirement from his finance job has decided to take up golf as a hobby. He started out playing with a few friends on weekends and decided that he wanted to go further into it. He started playing on Wednesday afternoons which quickly morphed into Wednesdays at noon. He would just tell his boss that he had a meeting with an important client. Then Wednesdays evolved into Monday through Friday.
So now that he is playing the gentleman’s game every single day, he is of course a master of the art; a PGA level golfer, and he has the tips that you need in order to become a scratch golfer.
1: Keep your head down
2: Bend your knees
3: Rotate your hips
4: Have a rich dad so you can play a lot as a kid
5: Keep your head down
6: Don’t try and swing too hard
7. Get run over by a country club owner the settle the lawsuit with free golf for life
8. Don’t bend your non-dominant arm any further than it was at the beginning of your swing
9. Have a lot of money so you can play a lot as an adult
10. Don’t actually do any work at your job and just play golf instead
11. Keep your head down
12. Swing easy
13. Buy custom clubs from the guy who makes Tiger’s clubs
14. Bend your knees
15. Drive down into the ball when trying to create spin
16. Break a finance law or two in order to fund the golf balls you’ll need. Lawsuits don’t pay for balls