
By The Chief
In response to some criticism about current trash can drumming going on in Minute Maid Park, the Astros have finally decided to make a change. The ‘Stros would often attempt to entertain their more wealthy fans by playing trash can drums in the tunnel below some 100 level sections of the stadium.
I appreciate what they were trying to do, but that music just wasn’t the best,” an Astros fan by the name of Keith Rodgers told us. “ I, like everyone, understand that it’s supposed to sound a bit ameteur, but not like that. They’d only play a few notes before the pitch came. I’m very excited for the Jammitors to take over.”
The Jammitors are a popular trash can drumming group from Epcot. They will be flown up to Houston next week and will begin performing after two weeks.